1. skrilleon:

ramdomnuddles:

actionables:

dylan-oscream-my-name:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity
:

Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer

I’m going to spread my STDs everywhere, using this condom

wrap it before you tap it, don’t be a fool, cover your tool

Don’t be silly, wrap your willy.

I don’t care, I’m gay.

    skrilleon:

    ramdomnuddles:

    actionables:

    dylan-oscream-my-name:

    nodaybuttodaytodefygravity
    :

    Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer

    I’m going to spread my STDs everywhere, using this condom

    wrap it before you tap it, don’t be a fool, cover your tool

    Don’t be silly, wrap your willy.

    I don’t care, I’m gay.

    (via green--tea--leaves)

    11 hours ago  /  476,270 notes  /  Source: 5-dollarshake

  2. alycs:

    alycs:

    So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

    He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

    (via green--tea--leaves)

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  5. skyphoi:

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  6. itssexualhour:

    So I speak fluent Italian and me and my bf were about to have sex and he was like ‘talk dirty to me in Italian, babe’ but I didn’t really know what to say, so I just started reciting the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody in a really sudective voice and I didn’t even get through the entire song before he cummed

    (via sebastians-pierced-penis)

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  10. poppunktunes:

19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh

Oh my god exactly

    poppunktunes:

    19-o1:

    Preeaaaachhhhhh

    Oh my god exactly

    (via newerleaf)

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